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Thursday 20 December 2012

MMA FIGTHER RAY ELBE BREAKS PENIS DURING SEX


Ha ha ha ha ha what will I not here one is it possible for a man to break his penis Lol we learn every day according to.....
MMA fighter Ray Elbe - who competed on "Ultimate Fighter 9" - had to be rushed to a hospital in Malaysia earlier this month and required 10 stitches after he broke his penis during sex. Elbe told the whole story in painfully graphic detail on an MMA website explaining how he was having sex with his girlfriend, who was "on top" when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray's erect penis. 
According to Ray, his penis "fractured" ... and "blood was everywhere." Ray says he immediately passed out from the pain. Ray says he was rushed to a nearby hospital ... and underwent emergency surgery to close the wound and repair a "slight tear" in his urinary tube. 
Elbe says the pain was so severe after the surgery, his johnson was "throbbing with each heart beat." Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks. 
The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience -- and will never lethis GF be "on top" ever again. 
Elbe also explained, "In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent."
Ohhhhh Elbe you are such a clown all the same epele ohhhh

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