DEAR EVERY IBADAN PERSON ON FACEBOOK.
Why 641 people call me Omo Ale Ibadan is beyond me.
Now I am ready for U all.
All Ibadan ppl on Facebook are the real BASTARDS!
May your children PLAY in Ibadan traffic near UCH!
May an Ibadan Okada driver run over your feet at the market!
May your house be swept away in the Ogunpa this RAINY season!
May your next streetside moin moin contain PINS and shrapneu!
May you FALL Inside the hot oil of the next puff Puff or akara seller
So help me GOD/ALLAH
My prayers for Ibadan People on Facebook!
@MadamGovernorFB on Twitter