Wednesday, 19 February 2014


Okay people this is very scary even though I am not a suya person I find this very repulsive ewww  please my people make una shine eye well well according to the gist  a regular read of SKD blog sent this post to her. read below.

My friend and I just went for a stroll in lagos and I come dey whine am to buy suya na..say him dey fuck up sef..he came from liberia and had some money with him..then he finally gave in to buy suya sha..
after we bought from one mallam...I ate some pieces and it tasted the normal way suya tastes to me sometimes....tough..kinda like half I swallowed it since I couldn't chew for long wasn't melting..I don't know if you get the picture I am trying to paint. some people would just conclude that that part is probably the toso and should taste like that...

well,back to the that my friend tasted his own..he immediately spat it out and said..oh..its true..that's what boss man said...

I was like what did boss man say..and who is boss man?...he said that he was in a child army in liberia..during the civil war in the 90's..and he was under the rebel leader called "General Butt Naked"...(You can google it)...and that they were made to eat human it was believed that they won't be harmed during combat...well,fast forward to recently,after the war.their boss man returned from Nigeria and told them that he had discovered they sell human meat on the streets to unsuspecting victims as suya and he infact bought some to have found out.he said they all smiled and soon forgot about it...but now that he also tasted this meat we bought he thinks its what most mallams sell here in Nigeria and that his ex-leader was right.

he said I should believe he had tasted both human and cow meat...and he knows the difference.he asked me to throw the nylon away and said we should move immediately..cos the mallams were looking..

They were two on the stand..he said I had no idea what they would do if they know we know what we so we take move ooo..I say make I just yarn you......many many things dey happen for this almost all Nigerians are cannibals now?..hmmm..''
Culled from Stelladimokokorkus

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