LAUGH OUT LOUD

Na. wa for all these rich people ooo. I went wit a frend to visit his babe frm a very rich family. D maid approached me&asked MAID: what would u lyk to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls. MAID: how do u want it, black or white?
ME: white. ...
MAID: milk or fresh cream?
ME: with milk.
MAID: goat milk or cow milk?
ME: cow’s milk.
MAID: freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: umm, lemme go with d freezeland cow.
MAID: would u lyk it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
ME: sugar.
MAID: bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: cane sugar
MAID: white, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: abeg, forget abt d tea, jst give me a glass of water.
MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: mineral water.MAID: flavored or non flavored?
ME: infact get me an empty glass!
MAID: do u want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: abeg, free me, i go swallow my spit..."